MOM is a BAD BITCH
are you ready to feel empowered in your body, and self? Have the best sex( self AND partnered)? Unleash your magnetism and sensuality while thriving in motherhood?!
Ignite the flame of magnetism so that you can feel confident in motherhood and unleash your inner BAD BITCH.
Listen, Motherhood is a trip....
The days can be long, repetitive, and demanding. You're tired of cleaning up the same toys and mess repeatedly, the dishes are piling up, and you feel like no one is there to help most of the time. You feel silent rage when you hear the phrase, "What's for dinner?" for the 500th time today.
You've tried taking time here and there for yourself, implementing all the mom self-care tips you know. A quick trip to the consignment store, a little coffee from Starbucks, and then it's time to pick up the kids, and the chaos starts all over again.
If you're working full-time outside of the home, your schedule might feel even more overwhelming. With tight routines and schedules, every aspect of your life can feel allotted.
The question of how your sex life is going can seem like a Karen-level offense. You might be feeling touched out, exhausted, drained, and maxed out on giving.
😩Photo captured by my hubby who was coming home: Me, a tired breastfeeding mom done with the day and the kids
You've tried taking time here and there for yourself, implementing all the mom self-care tips you know. A quick trip to the consignment store, a little coffee from Starbucks, and then it's time to pick up the kids, and the chaos starts all over again.
If you're working full-time outside of the home, your schedule might feel even more overwhelming. With tight routines and schedules, every aspect of your life can feel allotted.
The question of how your sex life is going can seem like a Karen-level offense. You might be feeling touched out, exhausted, drained, and maxed out on giving.
😩Photo captured by my hubby who was coming home: Me, a tired breastfeeding mom done with the day and the kids
As you scroll through social media,
you might find yourself looking at younger versions of yourself in a different lifetime and thinking, "I remember when I looked like that. I could have everything I wanted." You might also think, "I remember having that much time. I should have had way more fun."
OKAY, maybe not that dramatic ... but I know you know what I mean....
Why? Because I'm a mom and I knoooooooow this feeling like the back of my tired hand ....
Maybe you don't miss the old version of yourself, but you crave a version of yourself that wants more freedom in motherhood. More space to be wildly sensual, enticing, and magnetic again. Instead, the version of yourself that looks back at you in the mirror might be giving you the opposite of that.
IMAGINE THIS FOR A SECOND....
The kids are finally in bed at a reasonable time. You draw a bath for yourself, adding a few drops of your favourite essential oil, some rose petals, and your favourite sensual music in the background. As you light candles, you undress and look at your body in the mirror with amazement, wonder, and awe.
Let me tell you more...
You feel at ease about the day you had, you think of those moments you had to yourself, the way you felt engaged and relaxed around the things on your to to list and most of all you look forward to spending even MORE time to fully relax and indulge into time for YOU. You step into the bath. When you get out, you take your most luxurious body oil and give yourself the most luscious massage.
You know deep down that there is a part of you that feels like it's been missing, a piece of your identity that feels long forgotten
You might be wondering, "What's the point of getting that dusty old piece of myself back out?
That was before kids... This is a very different life..." And you're right! This is a different life
AND motherhood is also an invitation to the most alive part of your sensuality, sexuality, and identity! What?!"
That was before kids... This is a very different life..." And you're right! This is a different life
AND motherhood is also an invitation to the most alive part of your sensuality, sexuality, and identity! What?!"
Ooo Baby what else
You feel alive in motherhood, and you also feel alive in your eros, your sensuality. You feel taken care of, energized, sensual, and prioritized.
You know the pleasure as a mother, as a partner and with yourself.
Because you allow yourself to steep in these things; everything else in your life starts to fall into place with so much more ease. You know that even if shit hits the fan - which it will because ..... well LIFE. You have all the tools, evidence and self-trust that you can always come back to your truth.
Knowing this....
YOU FEEL LIKE A BAD BITCH
You know the pleasure as a mother, as a partner and with yourself.
Because you allow yourself to steep in these things; everything else in your life starts to fall into place with so much more ease. You know that even if shit hits the fan - which it will because ..... well LIFE. You have all the tools, evidence and self-trust that you can always come back to your truth.
Knowing this....
YOU FEEL LIKE A BAD BITCH
What is a "Bad Bitch" ?
A Bad Bitch is someone who has a regulated nervous system (as much as possible) and knows what they need to nurture themselves when needed
A Bad Bitch is someone who deeply feels and embodies their enoughness and worth so that they can show up feeling so fucking magnetic and confident in themselves
A Bad Bitch is someone who understands self-compassion, self-love + self-pleasure are the biggest self-care tools
A Bad Bitch understands that boundaries are one of the most loving things they can do for themselves and others
A Bad Bitch knows the value of time to themselves, indulging in pleasure and sensuality
A Bad Bitch is YOU.
A Bad Bitch is ME,
in fact
Anyone can be a Bad Bitch.
Because it's not about changing who you are;
It's allowing WHO YOU WANT TO BE.
A Bad Bitch understands that boundaries are one of the most loving things they can do for themselves and others
A Bad Bitch knows the value of time to themselves, indulging in pleasure and sensuality
A Bad Bitch is YOU.
A Bad Bitch is ME,
in fact
Anyone can be a Bad Bitch.
Because it's not about changing who you are;
It's allowing WHO YOU WANT TO BE.
are you thinking "YA RIGHT. "
Valid, soo fucking valid.
Let me tell you why,
For centuries, motherhood has been defined by a strict set of expectations that moms are expected to adhere to. Its giving; embodying the qualities of both Virgin Mary and Mother Teresa, being calm, sweet, loving, and selfless at all times.
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( GIGANTIC eyeroll @patriarchy)
For centuries, motherhood has been defined by a strict set of expectations that moms are expected to adhere to. Its giving; embodying the qualities of both Virgin Mary and Mother Teresa, being calm, sweet, loving, and selfless at all times.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
( GIGANTIC eyeroll @patriarchy)
Its giving; society's manipulation tactic to keep us from our power
There is this strange social image of what a mother should look like, do, talk, act, and embody.
According to all these outdated societal (imaginary) rules any deviation from this narrative is often met with criticism and judgement, leading many moms to feel as though they must choose between conforming to society's idealized version of motherhood or facing societal rejection.
In simple terms
If we look at our nervous systems and subconscious mind, it feels like we have to choose by being accepted by our village or cast out to die.
ENTER: Mom guilt.
BUT wait, You are still an individual!
You want to feel sexy, thriving, free, creative, sexual, relaxed.
As mothers, we often feel pulled in two directions - we feel guilty for doing anything that isn't completely focused on our children, but neglecting our own needs and desires can lead to resentment and disconnection.
Catch 22 aint it.
Society says: okay fine YOU choose 1
Yourself or Mothering
ahh the time-old, Madona-Whore complex.
First of all.... RUDE.
ENTER: Mom guilt.
BUT wait, You are still an individual!
You want to feel sexy, thriving, free, creative, sexual, relaxed.
As mothers, we often feel pulled in two directions - we feel guilty for doing anything that isn't completely focused on our children, but neglecting our own needs and desires can lead to resentment and disconnection.
Catch 22 aint it.
Society says: okay fine YOU choose 1
Yourself or Mothering
ahh the time-old, Madona-Whore complex.
First of all.... RUDE.
Second of ALL
The most radical thing you can do for yourself and society
You get to recognize that you are both, and so much more. You are the many identities including a mother.
You get to break down societal norms and stereotypes about motherhood and create a new paradigm that includes being sexy, thriving, and unapologetically in love with yourself and your body.
This is a radical act that can transform not only our own lives but the lives of other mothers out there.
This is a radical act that can transform not only our own lives but the lives of other mothers out there.
Let me tell you
What happens
if you don't...
when we neglect our own needs and desires, we can easily become resentful and disconnected from both ourselves and our relationships and our children.
AINT NOBODY got time for that honey!
AINT NOBODY got time for that honey!
OK BUT....
How DO we approach this?
By prioritizing ourselves, embracing self-love and pleasure, and rewriting the narrative of motherhood for ourselves. We need to connect with the version of ourselves that allows us to feel sexy, well-fucked, and thriving. We must expand our idea of sexuality and understand what makes us feel like a bad bitch.
If you're like most moms,
you struggle to prioritize yourself without feeling guilty. You may not even know what pleasure means to you anymore, after being exhausted and drained from the day-to-day. Motherhood has become all-encompassing, leaving little room for YOU.
and .....
Feeling well-fucked, thriving in motherhood and enjoying all the pleasure YOU want out of life may seem like a distant dream, only reserved for moms with a staff of nannies, cleaners, and chauffeurs. Sexuality may feel like a chore or just not a priority at all. But here's the news: there are a lot of moms out there just like you.
I'll let you in on a little secret...
(Literally tell everyone)
MOM is a Bad Bitch will show you exactly how to connect with motherhood in a way that feels sexy, fun, and exhilarating. It's not a course on motherhood; it's a course on how to reconnect with that part of yourself that feels millions of miles away.
You’re like “okay cool I can just be a bad bitch and move on with my life “
You’re like “okay cool I can just be a bad bitch and move on with my life “
WELL if it were that easy you would already be doing that am I right?
😅😅😅😅
*cue the "Fine, you got me there you sneaky minx""
*cue the "Fine, you got me there you sneaky minx""
Introducing
Mom is a bad bitch
Mom is a Bad bitch and is a program designed to help you explore deeper levels of sexuality, confidence, identity, and thriving. The course includes four initiations that focus on:
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Rebirthing the Mother: Re-writing and releasing old patterns and beliefs
Understanding what stories got you here
Learning how to show deep compassion for all of these parts
How you can re-write them and change how you show up
The unconscious networks of your childhood and how you can nurture these pieces
Learning how to create a new story and create a new North star -
Nurturing the Mother: Healing and reconnecting with yourself
Practices to transform your relationship with yourself
Defining and directing your inner Family with parts work
Sacred Rituals for self-nurturing
Self-care re-defined -
Liberating the Identity: Exploring your sexuality, pleasure, and body
Learning Advanced sexuality practices
Learning your pleasure access points
Eros: Self-love and self-pleasure 101
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Igniting the Bad Bitch energy: Channeling your inner "Bad Bitch"
Understanding who your inner Bad Bitch is
Archetype Journey and practices to support you to deeply connect with your Inner BB
Calling in your Inner BB
The Bad Bitch Party 🥳
You'll Learn:
- Advanced Self-love tools
- Understand what keeps your cup full and you balanced
- How to feel confident and sexy and combine all of who you are in motherhood
- How to improve your relationship with your body
- Understand self-pleasure and sex on a deeper level
- Bonus: Intimacy practices for your relationship
Most of all you'll learn how to truly tap into your version of your inner "bad bitch", find freedom and pleasure in motherhood.
The Details
This is HOW we will ignite your inner Bad Bitch:
We will kick off our first call on June 1, 2023. The live calls and Q&A sessions will occur bi-weekly, and in addition, you will have access to shorter videos and practices throughout the weeks. The live calls will primarily focus on embodiment and practice, while the videos available in the program portal will be more practical in nature.
We will kick off our first call on June 1, 2023. The live calls and Q&A sessions will occur bi-weekly, and in addition, you will have access to shorter videos and practices throughout the weeks. The live calls will primarily focus on embodiment and practice, while the videos available in the program portal will be more practical in nature.
- 5 live group calls + Q&A Sessions (value $2416)
- Access to The LIVE Bad Bitch Party (value $99)
- 5 Pre-recorded videos (value $1111)
- Practices:Audio, Video + PDF (value $1265)
- Tools to ignite YOUR Bad Bitch ENERGY (priceless)
- Bonus Modules for sexuality + relationships (Value $181)
When you add the total value up it comes to a whooping: $5072 😱
BUT
YOU are receiving the BAD BITCH PRICE
✅You will receive instant access to your program portal that will have your welcome module.
✅Each module will drop Bi-Weekly thereafter, including the live recorded calls
✅You have lifetime access and unlimited replays to all content.
BAD BITCHES ONLY PRICING
(not for long)
The short version?
This program is filled with numerous ways to help you unpack and release all the limiting beliefs society has taught you about motherhood and your sexuality. It's time to let go of all the things that aren't serving you and channel your inner bad bitch mamma!
So this leaves the burning question of....
If your desires called you today;
you know, that desire and hunger deep down within you that is begging, asking and crying out for you to answer. The version of you that is longing for you to finally say yes.
To say yes to all the ways you've been saying no to
Loving yourself UNAPOLOGETICALLY
Deepening your pleasure to heights like NEVER BEFORE
Nurturing the parts of your most intimate DESIRES
Feeling the confidence and empowering YOU
OR
Will you hit decline, let the call go to voicemail, and hope that you can ignore it for a little longer?
you know, that desire and hunger deep down within you that is begging, asking and crying out for you to answer. The version of you that is longing for you to finally say yes.
To say yes to all the ways you've been saying no to
Loving yourself UNAPOLOGETICALLY
Deepening your pleasure to heights like NEVER BEFORE
Nurturing the parts of your most intimate DESIRES
Feeling the confidence and empowering YOU
OR
Will you hit decline, let the call go to voicemail, and hope that you can ignore it for a little longer?
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Mamma, YOUR TIME IS NOW ❤️
because let's be real here, you've put your time in the back seat for way too long now. This moment is simply an invitation to get back in the driver's seat and ignite that fire that will send you straight to the thriving and balance you deeply want to feel.
Love + Sharings from others
This is everything I've been asking for and more. You dropped some gems that made me think about sex in a whole new way. Why don't they teach all of this in school?
Danielle P. Vancouver
MIABB was so healing, I cried for the person I was before this because I wished she could see where I am now. I remember asking my husband to read the first practice you gave us (he story) while I called in my new self and we both cried!!!!
Jess B. Toronto
As someone who considered themselves very in "tune" with their sexuality, I was so glad I signed up. I don't even know what pulled me to this work but I am very grateful it did. This is beneficial for every single mother out there, Azaria's approach to motherhood is refreshing and fun and sensual!
Arriana L. Florida
Ready to meet your BAD BITCH GUIDE?
Hi I'm Azaria
My pronouns are She/Her/Hers, and I'm a neurodivergent, queer, and kinky cis woman, a mom of two, and a wife to a pretty epic husband. I am grateful to live, work, and play on the traditional, ancestral, unceded territory of the Syilx/Okanagan People.
I am a bad bitch who loves everything sensual and luxurious, deep intimacy, and messy sex with my lover. I am deeply sensitive and can go from 0-100 in irritation level real quick. I live for shock value when I share jokes, and speaking of sharing, I definitely need to dial it down on oversharing, but I guess here we are on the podcast talking about heart-opening anal sex. I love to learn and fill my brain with knowledge, and I'm even more enthusiastic about inviting people deeper into the experience.
I consider myself an initiator. If you're into Human Design profiles, I'm a Manifestor. So it makes sense that I'm here to spark that fire under your ass. I don't believe we have to spend years and years together so you can ignite the change you so deeply want to feel in motherhood, sex, and self.
I know it's an accumulation of small changes every day that over time creates incredible, consistent change and transformation.
As a mom of a teen and a toddler, I can share with you that with the tools I know now, I'm feeling much more ease, space, and connection to my identity and sexuality than I did during the first round with my oldest. I know what it feels like to ask yourself, "Who am I? What do I even like, and what is my identity outside of mothering?!" Realizing that after years of pouring my cup empty day in and day out, I had nothing to give back to myself and channeled all that resentment onto my kids or partner.
I'm here as a living, breathing embodiment of this work, and so are many other women who have taken part in this course and worked with me. It is possible to have your spark, your thriving connection to your sexuality, and a liberated, empowered identity outside of motherhood. The result? A happier self, intimacy, and children. You show up confidently, joyfully, and most of all, have space to magnetize whatever desires you want for the life you create!
You get to have as many cakes as you want and eat them too; you don't have to choose one or the other. Above all, I want you to thrive. I want it so deeply. The power that you can connect with when your heart is full of self-love and self-compassion, alive and joyous sexuality, and ease in the nervous system is literally better than any drug known to man.
That's the one I want you to take.
Moms being connected to their dreams, desires, pleasure and power will radically shift society and our children's lives in the best way possible. Will you be at the forefront? 💖
Take my hand, I double dare you ❤️🔥
Lets watch your BAD Bitch show you your essence